Aw Shucks, It's The Bullocks: Avery how-to

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Avery's How To's - How to Rock a Mohawk

As you all know Miss A has a number of different hairstyles, this new one was a request:

Step 1: Pull all the hair back while strumming your air guitar

Step 2. Turn to the side and shake it all around!

Step 3. And rock on like a rock star!

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Avery's How To's - How to Pick a New Car

So it's been way too long since I've done any "how to's" but here we go :)

Picking out a new car is quite the task, but as usual Miss Avery takes every step in stride.

Step 1: Check out the lower end models, even if it's a vehicle you have to peddle, but at least it had a cool GPS system.

Step 2: Think long and hard about your purchase....especially if you're looking at buying a pink, purple and blue Jeep.

Step 3. Opt for the most practical decision because well, the grass isn't cutting itself.

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Avery's How To's - How to Pick up a Pumpkin

From catapult to fork lift there are many ways to pick up a pumpkin, but none as cute as displayed by little Miss Avery.

Step 1: Survey your pumpkins, (looking cute in your fuzzy fall jacket,) seeing which one you want to lift.

Step 2: Do a practice lift to make sure you've chosen the correct pumpkin.

Step 3: Tah-dah! With all your might lift your pumpkin by the stalk, displaying your enormous strength without dropping it on your precious piggies.

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Avery's How To's - How to Display a Cookie

So there's no actual pictures of eating cookies, but they're not as exciting anyway :)

Step 1: Pull your delicious 'Nilla Wafer knock off out of the box and salivate while presenting it.

Step 2: Make sure the camera can see every crumb of the cookie or at least a super sweet face in the background.

Step 3: Check the cookie from all angles before you completely devour it, with a little milk to wash it down of course.

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Avery's How To's- How to Exercise

Step 1: Make sure your mat is nice and flat, Avery's preferred way...laying on it of course!

Step 2: Do a few push ups, with a little help from Daddy.

(Make sure Daddy's okay!)

Step 3: Cutely, lift some pretty purple weights with all your might in your most fun workout outfit.

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Avery's How Tos - How to Play a Drum: Part II

Step 1: Pah Rum Pa Pum Pum like the little drummer girl (or boy) that you are

Step 2: Take a break from carrying the drum and rock out, "Drum Line" style. Take that Texas A&M snares!!

Step 3: Gently place your sticks inside your drum, because everyone knows that's where they are stored.

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Avery's How Tos - How to Eat Pudding

Step 1: Decide it's more fun to to use your hands instead of a spoon.

Step 2: Give the camera a crazy "Imma Eat You" look and realize it's not made of pudding.

Step 3: Lift your arm in the air victoriously letting the pudding run down your arm. (Now that's the real way to eat pudding!!)

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Avery's How Tos - How to Play a Drum: Part I

Step 1: Fully inspect drum sticks to make sure they are worthy of your musical talent.

Step 2: Make sure the drum sticks are friends, kissy kissy.

Step 3: EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT the drum sticks!

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Avery's How Tos - How to Use a Cell Phone

Step 1: Concentrate on who you're calling and dial their number. Avery's favorite phone number?? 222-75655555-333221111

Step 2: Sit in a big girl chair and chat, chat, chat

Step 3: Challenge yourself to talk on the phone with no hands (and look cute doing it!).

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Avery's How Tos - How to Drink from a Straw Cup

Step 1: Use all your might, (and a funny face to prove you're working hard,) to flip over the lid to get to the straw:

Step 2: Sip, sip, sip, all-the-while looking like a super cute big girl.

Step 3: Laugh in delight at your accomplishment, (still looking super cute.)

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